I’m not even gonna bother introducing this week. Bunch of dirty b*stards round here! You can deal with the smell.

Join Mike for a spin for 20/20 vision, martian robot wars, The Pope Crusader and a scandalous case of Murder She Barked. Plus air biscuits at 60,000 feet, a VIP pass to Gurning Man, Breaking Bad deleted scenes and grounds for divorce in a marital bed.

Please note tonight’s show could be considered highly offensive so if you can’t handle your sick funnies then please return your free admission ticket to the box office where you will receive a pinch of the cheek, a ruffle of the hair and a warm bottle for your travels home. I mean lets be honest, you would have to be a Daily Mail reader to think the s**t we say is actually our opinions. Just jokes, folks!